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About MeaganJewel : I'm Meagan....my life sucks about 99.99% of the time, so i figured I'd join, and maybe some other people can laugh along with me. (:
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had to moisturise my dogs testicles because they got sunburnt. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)
Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 6:40am - misc - by MyFaceHurts (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML
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On 08/02/2010 at 1:55pm - love - by hAHAha Halo (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I pretended to go for a run to impress someone on AIM. FML
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On 08/01/2010 at 9:59pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
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On 08/01/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by jacobscrackers - United Kingdom (Bracknell Forest)
Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having it off. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML
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On 08/01/2010 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Nuttree (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML
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On 07/31/2010 at 7:50pm - love - by Beaten (woman) - United States (Alaska)
Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML
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On 07/30/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by ick - United States (California)
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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On 07/30/2010 at 2:45am - intimacy - by hairless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML
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On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML
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On 07/26/2010 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by dumped (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by cameltoeyourface (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walk out to the living room, and tell my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He says no, and then pretends to fall asleep. FML
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On 07/24/2010 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous90 (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
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