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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 March 1997 (18 years)
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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML


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On 02/16/2013 at 12:27am - intimacy - by uhoh (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom told my girlfriend an embarrassing story about me, along the lines of whenever my parents would take me school clothes shopping, I'd cry because I hated all the choices they gave me. The most recent incident of this? Last year. I'm 18. FML


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On 11/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Czechplease - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML


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On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML


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On 09/10/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by Embarassed (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML


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On 04/05/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by jonas_93 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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