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McMan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 February 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6151
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About McMan : I used to use FML a while back in 2009-2011. Took a "break" from 2012-2013. Now I'm back. We'll see how long that lasts for. >.>

Hobbies: Gaming, reading, watching anime.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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McMan's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
877 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60128) - you deserved it (628535)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (263494) - you deserved it (59691)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
745 comments

I agree, your life sucks (776693) - you deserved it (82779)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (234730) - you deserved it (81903)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (285679) - you deserved it (28224)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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