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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 February 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5749
  • Number of comments : 222
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (230454) - you deserved it (80623)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


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