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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8319
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About McMan : I used to use FML a while back in 2010-2011. Took a "break" from 2012-2013. Now I'm back. We'll see how long that lasts for. >.>

Hobbies: Gaming, reading, watching anime.

If you're a fan of FML, you may like Created by our favourite sadistic mod, Sirin. It's a quote database for good FML comments as well as a forum.

Favourite FML Commenters:
1. Sirin
2. KaySL
3. Cinn
4. Docbastard
5. Doortje
6. KingDingALing
7. zebidee
8. Sinkhole

RIP The FML Forum I frequented from 2010-2015.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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McMan's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (284318) - you deserved it (64193)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (825240) - you deserved it (90633)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (255738) - you deserved it (87426)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML


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