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About McMan : I used to use FML a while back in 2010-2011. Took a "break" from 2012-2013. Now I'm back. We'll see how long that lasts for. >.>
Hobbies: Gaming, reading, watching anime.
If you're a fan of FML, you may like Sirinz.org. Created by our favourite sadistic mod, Sirin. It's a quote database for good FML comments as well as a forum.
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RIP Sirinz.org. The FML Forum I frequented from 2010-2015.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML
Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing "if you're happy and you know it." My mom joined in. And they sang loudly. Loud enough for the entire restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML
Friday 2 October 2015