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McMan

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 February 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5611
  • Number of comments : 222
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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McMan's favorite FMLs

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38663) - you deserved it (5974)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32757) - you deserved it (6674)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

#8013875
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10932) - you deserved it (48073)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by christian9294 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24677) - you deserved it (5214)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that, if timed just right, the alarm function on my phone can be disabled by a text message. And my dad has an impeccable sense of timing. I was 20 minutes late for work. FML

#7974349
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23290) - you deserved it (2821)

On 02/07/2010 at 1:58pm - work - by Ishii (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, we had our friends over for dinner, one of whom is a psychiatrist. After a few drinks, my drunk wife and the equally drunk psychiatrist began to analyze my various character flaws. FML

#7969441
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21202) - you deserved it (2413)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:37am - misc - by bystander (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

#7945898
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23506) - you deserved it (2984)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by browniepoints (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

#7541135
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39726) - you deserved it (3110)

On 01/24/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39725) - you deserved it (3384)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML

#7493759
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9376) - you deserved it (37843)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:14am - animals - by S.Bunny (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61478) - you deserved it (7047)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing "if you're happy and you know it." My mom joined in. And they sang loudly. Loud enough for the entire restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML

#7247927
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26332) - you deserved it (2573)

On 01/09/2010 at 11:29pm - misc - by 1thapp3ns (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

#7124600
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24749) - you deserved it (5576)

On 01/03/2010 at 11:28am - health - by i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

#7096414
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5974) - you deserved it (31514)

On 01/02/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Laughluv (man) - United States (California)



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