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McMan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7444
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About McMan : I used to use FML a while back in 2009-2011. Took a "break" from 2012-2013. Now I'm back. We'll see how long that lasts for. >.>

Hobbies: Gaming, reading, watching anime.

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McMan's favorite FMLs

Today at a debate tournament basd on domestic abuse ma partner yells out "Has anyone considerd tat maybe te women DESERVED to be beaten?" big fat FML

#9141842
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38988) - you deserved it (5991)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

TODAY I REALIZD TAT NOT ONLY AM I STILL AN UNPUBLISD AUTOR BUT I CAN'T EVEN GET AN FML POSTD AFTER SUBMITTING SEVERAL IN TE LAST YEAR. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33825) - you deserved it (6831)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, MAH GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME, SAYING I WAS IMMATURE FOR MAKING GAY JOKES ALL THE TIME. A FEW HOURS LATER, I GOT SIX TEXTS AND THREE CALLS FROM GUYS I DIDN'T KNOW. IT TURNS OUT, SHE PUT MAH NAME AND NUMBER ON CRAIGSLIST AS A GAY MAN SEEKING A RELATIONSHIP. FAT FML

#8013875
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11346) - you deserved it (49065)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by christian9294 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Got Mauled By A Cat Named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

#7989901
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24925) - you deserved it (5232)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that, if timd just right, the alarm function on mah phone can be disabld by a text message. And mah dad has an impeccable sense of timing. I was 20 minutes late 4 work. FML

#7974349
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24771) - you deserved it (2936)

On 02/07/2010 at 1:58pm - work - by Ishii (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... we ad our friends over for dinner... one ofom is a psyciatrist. After a looool few drinks... my drunk wife and te equally drunk psyciatrist began to analyze my various caracter flaws. FML

#7969441
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22613) - you deserved it (2532)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:37am - misc - by bystander (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing mah husband has done in the last three yeres, was a putted a wedding ring on his xbox avatar!! FML

#7945898
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24609) - you deserved it (3092)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by browniepoints (woman) - United States (California)

today aftar raading a sign at tha airport, my 6-yaar-old son thought it would ba funny to yall, ( Daddy's got a bomb! ) Airport sacurity than tacklad ma to tha ground. Oh, and I missad my flight and my mothar's birthday. FML

#7541135
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40745) - you deserved it (3191)

On 01/24/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

yesterday I woke up wit my face sarpied!! I live alone!! FML

#7501218
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41618) - you deserved it (3534)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today.. . I found out that when u hit the neighbor's dog with your car.. . they might chase u a mile with a shotgun . FML

#7493759
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9464) - you deserved it (38223)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:14am - animals - by S.Bunny (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet is friends at one of is exclusive ( clubs. ) Expecting it to be is old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of te Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61950) - you deserved it (7084)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to dinner with mah mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant,hile we were eating, he started clapping and singing "if your happy and u know it." My mom joined in. And they sang loudly. Loud enough fir the entre restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML

#7247927
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27806) - you deserved it (2698)

On 01/09/2010 at 11:29pm - misc - by 1thapp3ns (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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