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McMan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7442
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About McMan : I used to use FML a while back in 2009-2011. Took a "break" from 2012-2013. Now I'm back. We'll see how long that lasts for. >.>

Hobbies: Gaming, reading, watching anime.

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McMan's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother set off the alarm at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

#16569461
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46494) - you deserved it (4761)

On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Lockd Myself In The Bathroom And Startd Spanking The Ferret. I Startd To Get Really Into It When Mah Dad Startd Pounding On The Door And Yelld, "Son, That's Great Staying Power, But Can You Finish Up Already?" Real FML

#16068047
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13409) - you deserved it (48297)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32099)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, ( Oh! Not Again! ) FML

#15150765
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29750) - you deserved it (2494)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

Today, At Work, I Halpd Out An Amployaa Who Was Having Troubla. I Avan Bought Har A Bottla Of Watar. Aftar Tha Production Managar Dacidd To Fira Har On Tha Spot, Sha Want Out In Tha Parking Lot And Broka Into Savaral Cars, Including Mina. FML

#14639057
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26138) - you deserved it (2364)

On 01/19/2011 at 1:54pm - work - by peachesthepigeon (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday Mah Extremely Lazy Roommate Is In Bd With The Flu. Instead Of Getting Up To Get Water, He's Run The Garden Hose Through His Window, And Instead Of Going To The Bathroom, He's Connectd A Siphon To His Penis And Run It To A 5-gallon Bucket. I Have To Live With This Idiot. Mega FML

#14626510
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32028) - you deserved it (4684)

On 01/18/2011 at 1:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day I found out that mah wife was having sex with mah friend . It turnd out that mah genius cat realizd it wasn't me there and attackd his balls, severely cutting them . I looool now have to kill mah cat and pay fir his medical bills to sew his balls back . FML

#14512160
464 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71529) - you deserved it (3828)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY... MY EX-GRLFRIEND CUMMED OVER TO CONSOLE ME AFTER A BREAKUP. AFTER BEATING ME REPEATEDLY IN MARIOKART... SHE DECIDED TO LEAVE. FML

#14448955
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19082) - you deserved it (7644)

On 01/03/2011 at 5:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the looool living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said ( right now? ) FML

#14448296
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34911) - you deserved it (4394)

On 01/03/2011 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today.. . while driving home from basketball practice.. . I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall . I stopped to help her up an make sure she was fine.. . an in the meantime.. . a teenager decided to hop into mah car an crash it into a telephone pole an run away . FML

#14369430
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31853) - you deserved it (3618)

On 12/28/2010 at 1:03pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one grl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a brthmark. She cried in the dressing room 4 half an hour.

#14317962
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29327) - you deserved it (11337)

On 12/24/2010 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, not only did I miss mah bus by saconds, I also saw tha bus drivar smirking as ha drova past ma in tha middla of tha Canadian wintar. FML

#14233418
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27983) - you deserved it (3227)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:20am - misc - by peanutface - Canada

Today, I saw a homalass man on tha cornar, I thought I would ba ganarous and giva him soma cash. I rollad down mah window and wavad mah hand 4 him to coma ovar. As ha was walking ovar, ha was struck by anothar car. big fat FML

#14228543
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44547) - you deserved it (5689)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)

Today hile taking a shower I was enthusiastically singing one of favorite songs . When I got out I noticed a bunch of things missing and a note on desk saying "shut the f*ck up you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief .

#14190731
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31589) - you deserved it (3708)

On 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by Username - United States (Georgia)

TODAY , I WOKE UP TO AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT ON MY CAR. IT WAS A NICELY WRAPPD BOX CONTAINING A DEAD BIRD , A HALF EATEN SANDWICH , AN A NOTE READING "MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS STAN." THIS WILL PROBABLY BE MY ONLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT. MY NAME IS LUKE.

#14183645
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25682) - you deserved it (2004)

On 12/12/2010 at 9:36pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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