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McMan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 February 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7890
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About McMan : I used to use FML a while back in 2009-2011. Took a "break" from 2012-2013. Now I'm back. We'll see how long that lasts for. >.>

Hobbies: Gaming, reading, watching anime.

If you're a fan of FML, you may like Sirinz.org. Created by our favourite sadistic mod, Sirin. It's a quote database for good FML comments as well as a forum.

Favourite FML Commenters:
1. Sirin
2. KaySL
3. Cinn
4. Docbastard
5. Doortje
6. KingDingALing
7. zebidee
8. Sinkhole

RIP Sirinz.org. The FML Forum I frequented from 2010-2015.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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McMan's favorite FMLs

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45187) - you deserved it (5066)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13743) - you deserved it (78870)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

#17804302
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25966) - you deserved it (15531)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33504) - you deserved it (16875)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31997) - you deserved it (8565)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32404) - you deserved it (4118)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML

#17534893
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33650) - you deserved it (5519)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:48am - kids - by callofdutyhater - United States (California)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38253) - you deserved it (3365)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59988) - you deserved it (3085)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

#16914015
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35632) - you deserved it (5428)

On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

#16867812
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10341) - you deserved it (25331)

On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)

Today, while walking home I was jumped by two guys, one of whom shouted, "You shouldn't have run your mouth off, Rick!" My name is John. Only after they repeatedly axe-kicked me in the chest did they realize their mistake. It now hurts to breathe. FML

#16838939
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41763) - you deserved it (3006)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by John - United States (California)

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

#16812585
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38086) - you deserved it (2898)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32320) - you deserved it (5734)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)



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