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Today, I got back to work from a 3 week vacation. My boss had asked me to get him something so when I returned I presented him with a shotglass with the British flag on it. I later found out that he is a recovering alcoholic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40859) - you deserved it (7174)

On 07/17/2009 at 8:07am - work - by mrmatt008 (man) - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51375) - you deserved it (3251)

On 07/15/2009 at 1:04am - love - by wtf (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I returned home to find out that my new and very expensive computer had overheated. I confronted my mom, and she told me that she had covered up the fan because she didn't like the noise. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59055) - you deserved it (3515)

On 07/07/2009 at 8:16am - misc - by allwaysbuggedinheaven - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML


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On 06/26/2009 at 4:09am - misc - by stupidgirlll - United States (Florida)

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