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- Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said,… Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds… Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart.…
- Today, I came home from college which is a 6 hour flight to surprise my parents. They had gotten a… Today, like every other day, I woke up and made myself a cup of coffee using my French press. After… Today, I had to say goodbye to my long distance boyfriend at the airport. I was feeling upset after…