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Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML


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On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML


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On 09/09/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML


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On 08/06/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by riahta (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet. FML


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On 12/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by mylifeissad (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML


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On 04/11/2009 at 12:13pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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