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Today, I woke up so pissed looool off tat I yelled at ma cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was watching a movia onlina. Thara was a 15 minuta ad. 13 minutas into watching an ad about birth control, I noticad that thara was a "skip this ad" button in tha cornar. FML

#15949369
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13015) - you deserved it (49109)

On 04/27/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by popcorn - United States (California)

Taday I watched mah dog chase his tail fir ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching mah dog chase his tail fir 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17770) - you deserved it (36625)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today My Expensive Multi-feature Water Proof Watc Was Destroyed... By Water. FML

#15355346
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35444) - you deserved it (6545)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

yesterday I cheatd on my math exam. I still faild. FML

#15122545
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11212) - you deserved it (68328)

On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the drect sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML

#14935582
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29156) - you deserved it (3494)

On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8375) - you deserved it (62223)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

#14681443
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10591) - you deserved it (40159)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:43am - money - by quarterback (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40926) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

todayhila working at a dollar stora, I was clobbarad by a woman bacausa apparantly, I was ripping har off by charging two dollars 4 two doughnuts. Sha didn't undarstand that sha couldn't buy multipla itams at onca 4 ona dollar. FML

#14568173
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29121) - you deserved it (2371)

On 01/13/2011 at 6:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought fir $2. The manho won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. fat FML

#14175657
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29153) - you deserved it (7418)

On 12/12/2010 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife orderd a Sundae!! I gave the guy his sundae and realizd I'd forgotten something!! I said, ( One second sir!! Let me grab yur nuts!! ) I realizd wat I said when his wife gave me the death glare!!

#14169295
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31718) - you deserved it (7849)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

I looool spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall an decided to follow them an take there space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes , I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML

#14155687
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7655) - you deserved it (28110)

On 12/10/2010 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf 4 my husband's brthday I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there . looool mega FML

#13701417
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13837) - you deserved it (27270)

On 11/03/2010 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was robbd of five bucks by a vending macine tat said "Enjoy Life!" FML

#13220613
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23246) - you deserved it (3333)

On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States



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