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Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33867) - you deserved it (14919)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML

#15949369
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13493) - you deserved it (50117)

On 04/27/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by popcorn - United States (California)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18873) - you deserved it (38253)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, my expensive, multi-feature, water proof watch was destroyed... by water. FML

#15355346
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35538) - you deserved it (6554)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

#15122545
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11258) - you deserved it (68517)

On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML

#14935582
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29269) - you deserved it (3500)

On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8401) - you deserved it (62382)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

#14681443
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10636) - you deserved it (40261)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:43am - money - by quarterback (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42736) - you deserved it (27647) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

#14568173
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30356) - you deserved it (2439)

On 01/13/2011 at 6:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML

#14175657
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29270) - you deserved it (7426)

On 12/12/2010 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

#14169295
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31844) - you deserved it (7861)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall and decided to follow them and take their space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML

#14155687
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7686) - you deserved it (28214)

On 12/10/2010 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML

#13701417
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13902) - you deserved it (27353)

On 11/03/2010 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

#13220613
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24725) - you deserved it (3481)

On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States



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