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Today, I Forgot Key Inside Apartment. My Boyfriend Suggested We Ask A Neighbor To Open It. I Explained We Don't All Have The Same Key, To Which He Responded, "Well How Come They All Have The Same Doorknobs?" FML


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On 08/12/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write ( You know u want this ) on them, and stick them around the house. FML


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