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by princev / 06/18/2011 at 6:32am / United States / Health
by Mom / 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML
by sickbaby / 06/11/2011 at 9:06am / Singapore / Health
by grant b / 06/09/2011 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Work
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
by megomania / 05/02/2011 at 9:51am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Chris / 04/03/2011 at 1:41pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
by dahs / 04/03/2011 at 7:27am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML
by jballer / 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by Anonymous / 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by RyanM / 02/13/2011 at 4:01am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…