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Mauskau

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11142
  • Number of comments : 1515
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 35 posted

About Mauskau : My name is Zabrina, I'm 4"11 and I'm an IT services executive. I would like to become a pilot but I'm too short for cadetships, so I will have to get there the hard way and spend lots of money but I might just stick to IT.

I live in Maidenhead, which is near London in England. I would like to have some hobbies other than gaming and weight training, but I don't have enough time between work and sleeping. I apparently also like to be sideways, as the app always rotates my profile pictures the wrong way.

If you would like to have a conversation with me, please start it with something more interesting than "hello", "hi" or "hi babe". I'm not here for online dating, so please don't try. Thank you :>

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Mauskau's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to wake my mom up. While she was naked. On the toilet. FML

Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML

#20653962
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49284) - you deserved it (5277)

On 05/10/2013 at 8:37am - animals - by FenRackety (man) - Canada

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

#20643761
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20800) - you deserved it (40252)

On 05/05/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by LilaTheGreat - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

#20529231
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22262) - you deserved it (45512)

On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML

#20469816
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28101) - you deserved it (4443)

On 01/20/2013 at 5:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I found out that my home-made pasta sauce had a weird taste to it because my basil patch in the backyard has become my dog's preferred spot to pee. FML

#20467403
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31717) - you deserved it (6723)

On 01/19/2013 at 2:40am - animals - by damnthedog (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

#18939799
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25464) - you deserved it (3145)

On 01/29/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by honey soy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

#18939458
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9748) - you deserved it (27091)

On 01/29/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML

#18698902
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33447) - you deserved it (5709)

On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

#17643298
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29517) - you deserved it (18418)

On 09/02/2011 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33080) - you deserved it (3200)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

#16725871
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9618) - you deserved it (100920)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States

Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML

#16611980
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40800) - you deserved it (5124)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

#16608434
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40442) - you deserved it (2907)

On 06/11/2011 at 9:06am - health - by sickbaby (woman) - Singapore

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30610) - you deserved it (5524)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)



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