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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 428
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I had to complete a simple math problem to submit a web form in order to show that I wasn't a spam robot. I got it wrong. I'm officially too bad at arithmetic to prove I'm human. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19504) - you deserved it (7794)

On 09/03/2015 at 4:14pm - misc - by stupidrobot (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after 5 years in a row of my family doing absolutely nothing to even acknowledge my birthday, I got train tickets to see my boyfriend for the weekend and celebrate with him. I woke up to 6 angry texts about how I'm 'selfish' for not staying at home with my family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33123) - you deserved it (2244)

On 06/15/2015 at 9:39am - misc - by happy21sttome (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML


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On 05/12/2015 at 8:53am - intimacy - by Darryl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33231) - you deserved it (3590)

On 10/28/2014 at 7:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31612) - you deserved it (3600)

On 10/17/2014 at 6:30pm - kids - by KayyElOh94 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50099) - you deserved it (5559)

On 05/17/2014 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42811) - you deserved it (9951)

On 04/02/2014 at 7:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my unemployed husband has his own web-comic, that he makes money off it, and that it mainly involves the main character's airhead, money-grubbing wife ruining his life. She looks strikingly like me and shares my name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42077) - you deserved it (6765)

On 03/16/2014 at 1:53pm - love - by cumbucket cops (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23341) - you deserved it (4594)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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