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  • Town/Country : United States Of America
  • Title : Mister
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Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38138) - you deserved it (8651)

On 04/02/2014 at 7:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my unemployed husband has his own web-comic, that he makes money off it, and that it mainly involves the main character's airhead, money-grubbing wife ruining his life. She looks strikingly like me and shares my name. FML

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On 03/16/2014 at 1:53pm - love - by cumbucket cops (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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