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MatthewK
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States Of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 August 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 52 posted

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Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (20878) - you deserved it (1355)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8092) - you deserved it (1886)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22304) - you deserved it (2504)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4531) - you deserved it (17342)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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