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MatthewK

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 357
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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MatthewK's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

#21408859
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28544) - you deserved it (3810)

On 05/12/2015 at 8:53am - intimacy - by Darryl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

#21287196
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32448) - you deserved it (3501)

On 10/28/2014 at 7:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

#21279992
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30664) - you deserved it (3490)

On 10/17/2014 at 6:30pm - kids - by KayyElOh94 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

#21143037
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47398) - you deserved it (5267)

On 05/17/2014 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML

#21102694
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40380) - you deserved it (9505)

On 04/02/2014 at 7:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my unemployed husband has his own web-comic, that he makes money off it, and that it mainly involves the main character's airhead, money-grubbing wife ruining his life. She looks strikingly like me and shares my name. FML

#21088136
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40058) - you deserved it (6512)

On 03/16/2014 at 1:53pm - love - by cumbucket cops (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

#18935378
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22060) - you deserved it (4438)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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