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MatteKudasai
  • Town/Country : Victoria, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 248
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MatteKudasai : I'm a big King Crimson fan. The name is a reference to the song. I do not speak Japanese. Please, no more Japanese messages. :(

All of my jokes are in poor taste, and none of them are funny.

Favourite quote:
"Would you like to correct it, and be a grammar nazied donkey! Didnt think so!" -kyiomi

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Today, I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs, never drank alcohol, never had sex, never had psychological problems, never been to the hospital for something serious, never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML

#20657738
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45217) - you deserved it (15874)

On 05/12/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by peallow (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. We got on the subject of theatre, and his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon", how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty, polygamist, cultist freaks", and if his son ever dated one, he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML

#20572732
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32400) - you deserved it (11437)

On 04/03/2013 at 1:48am - love - by kenabrookee - United States (California)

Today, my Jewish boyfriend came over for my extended family's Easter party. My grandmother made fun of him for being Jewish so badly, that he left, crying. She doesn't see what she did wrong. FML

#20569420
90 comments

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On 04/01/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by aabadaba (woman) - United States (California)

Today, for my birthday, the only "gift" my parents gave me was the gift of choice: I got to choose which one of them I'll be living with after their upcoming divorce. This was the first time I'd heard anything about a divorce. FML

#20569388
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29537) - you deserved it (1606)

On 04/01/2013 at 1:03am - misc - by HappyBirthdayISuppose (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at my job, waiting tables. A fellow server and myself were given a party of 14 Bible thumpers. They left us $9.00 and a mini Bible after awesome service, telling us we did a great job. Unfortunately, Religion doesn't pay my car payment. FML

#20559101
235 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 4:48am - money - by PrayingForMoney - United States (California)

Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML

#20475292
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23672) - you deserved it (6117)

On 01/23/2013 at 6:33pm - money - by stevenr579 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

#20172584
70 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

#18520175
134 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

#13645028
68 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 12:52am - misc - by snoozlagist (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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