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Today , my daughtar told ma sha wantad to ba a strippar whan sha graw up , just lika daddy's girlfriand. Wa'ra still marriad. FML

#8300891
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39259) - you deserved it (3453)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I Found Out That Mah Best Friend Pays Mah Boyfriend To This Day To Take Me Out. FML

#8299484
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32961) - you deserved it (2718)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:08pm - love - by thirdwheel (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I decidd to have sex with with boyfriend. After we had finishd I jokingly said, ( who's going to sleep in the wet patch? ). He got up and said ( you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing ). It was first time. FML

#8292337
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32062) - you deserved it (4001)

On 02/15/2010 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, Mah Wife Cummd Home Drunk, Telling Me All About This Amazing Man She Met At The Club With Her Friends, And How She Wantd To Have Sex With Him But Couldn't Because She Was On Her Period. What A Present. FML

#8266626
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26099) - you deserved it (2129)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today,hile losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm . I don't remember much ofhat I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, looool "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

#8265301
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19480) - you deserved it (4878)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

looool Today, in my psycology class, wa wara givan a saat tat ad a list of strassful avant and wa wara to salact ta onas wa ad axpariancad in ta last 12 monts. I got igast in my class of abova an 80% canca of gatting a lifa traataning illnas dua to strass. Evaryona laugad. FML

#8160504
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22804) - you deserved it (2692)

On 02/12/2010 at 6:39am - health - by Stressy (man) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today... I noticd tat ma neigbor's ouse as a clear view of ma daugter's batroom. Tere is a telescope in is window. FML

#8021510
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36967) - you deserved it (2650)

On 02/08/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by disasterbutton (woman) - United States (Virginia)

today I was in the car with 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to ( get it up! ) so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, ( You're too old fir me, but I'll get it up fir her! ) FML

#7897076
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8300) - you deserved it (27614)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I ASKD MA GIRLFRIENDY SE CAN'T TREAT ME LIKE TE WAY I TREAT ER. SE SAID, ( BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME MORE TAN I LOVE YOU. ) FML

#7895812
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33253) - you deserved it (3977)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:35am - love - by boostedsaab - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "tat's wat se said" after a grl in my class said, "pus a little arder" wile disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28758) - you deserved it (23803)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I GOT REAR-ENDED. IN POSSIBLY THE SCARIEST PART OF DOWNTOWN. AT NIGHT. BY A MAN WHO SPOKE HARDLY ANY ENGLISH BUT MANAGED TO ASK IF I WOULD GO OUT DANCING WITH HIM INSTEAD OF CALLING MAH INSURANCE COMPANY. FML

#7868479
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28639) - you deserved it (2200)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:34am - misc - by city_girl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , looool I was developing film at walmart. It startd to get a little warm , so I began taking off mah sweatshrt. This creepy old man approaches me , saying "You know , usually grls like u r paid to take their clothes off." fat FML

#7837856
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28961) - you deserved it (3861)

On 02/03/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by hotandbothered (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For bieng the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, mah shirt stolen, and I was locked outside 4 half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

#7742822
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19781) - you deserved it (34338)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For bieng the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, mah shirt stolen, and I was locked outside 4 half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

#7742822
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19781) - you deserved it (34338)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today , I told mah bast friand I was braaking up with mah girlfriand of 3 yaars. Ha thought it would ba funny to tall har I was going to proposa to har that night. Sha showad up talling ma how much sha lovas ma and that whan wa gat marriad how graat it will ba. FML

#7682413
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33394) - you deserved it (6536)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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