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MattC0x
  • Town/Country : Roscommon, Ireland
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 February 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 267
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MattC0x : I am fairly lucky but have those bad spots.

Anyway most of the FML's i'm going to be posting are about me, my brother (Timmy) and/or his Girlfriend (Sinead).

Or mostly things to do with getting caught doing something embarrassing. =|

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Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

#796639 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (77019) - you deserved it (5152)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:50am - misc - by vetapplez (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (737794) - you deserved it (61006)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (667)

I agree, your life sucks (538168) - you deserved it (47594)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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