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Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12053) - you deserved it (46494)

On 02/22/2013 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35002) - you deserved it (3494)

On 02/22/2013 at 5:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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