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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 December 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 686
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Masket : I am taller than you.

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Masket's favorite FMLs

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24795) - you deserved it (5219)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44188) - you deserved it (4013)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42333) - you deserved it (10911)

On 08/08/2009 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by sandwichsex (man) - United States (California)



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