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by zzdug / 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by Catholicguy / 12/20/2009 at 3:14am / United States (California) / Love
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
by sandwichsex / 08/08/2009 at 6:39pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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