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Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)
Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It was cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML
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Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
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On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML
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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)
Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by doomeddaddy - United States (Ohio)
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