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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 September 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1431
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About MaskedAspen : The name is Emily. I'm a classic and alternative rock music junkie, and proud of it. I live on a farm in Canada, and am currenty in grade eleven. I have two horses, a standardbred and a mini. Riding is my life. I work for a moving company and my favorite season is spring. That's my story. What's yours.

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Today, my dad got drunk and thought it would be a great idea to clean up the yard by dumping gasoline all over the leaves and lighting our entire front yard on fire. FML

#18334271
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27487) - you deserved it (2256)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by JWhite - United States (California)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12503) - you deserved it (56733)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my five-year-old daughter came home from school. It was cold and she was very tired. I said, "Take off your socks and blow your nose." She took off her socks and blew her nose into them. FML

#18044688
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22390) - you deserved it (16700) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/22/2011 at 8:40am - kids - by titoutou222 - France

Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32010) - you deserved it (6329)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32696) - you deserved it (9205)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

#17857316
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16482) - you deserved it (50918)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32245) - you deserved it (3997)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32245) - you deserved it (3997)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

#17641775
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25333) - you deserved it (2821)

On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30207) - you deserved it (3406)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

#17488478
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7179) - you deserved it (65595)

On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9729) - you deserved it (72145)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML

#17361677
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43255) - you deserved it (2745)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the closest I came to doing something that could be vaguely construed as "constructive" was wanking and crying. Sometimes simultaneously. FML

#17361145
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10320) - you deserved it (24115)

On 08/03/2011 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

#17355075
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25923) - you deserved it (2715)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by doomeddaddy - United States (Ohio)



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