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About MaskedAspen : The name is Emily. I'm a classic and alternative rock music junkie, and proud of it. I live on a farm in Canada, and am currenty in grade eleven. I have two horses, a standardbred and a mini. Riding is my life. I work for a moving company and my favorite season is spring. That's my story. What's yours.
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Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
Friday 30 January 2015