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Martyrio14
  • Town/Country : Oslo, Norway
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1396
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Martyrio14 : I'm a 15 year old guy from Norway which has bad luck sometimes ^^

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Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38160) - you deserved it (2213)

On 07/05/2009 at 8:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45314) - you deserved it (17958)

On 05/27/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by A.K. (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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