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Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML

#16942912
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30532) - you deserved it (18815)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:14am - love - by jakewr - United States (Missouri)

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

#16922992
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35025) - you deserved it (4824)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML

#16894296
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33068) - you deserved it (55346)

On 06/28/2011 at 5:53am - love - by Mrs.Slyfox (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

#16871149
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24857) - you deserved it (38068)

On 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by kaplwv116 - United States (Illinois)

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

#16820204
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22823) - you deserved it (44180)

On 06/23/2011 at 5:40pm - money - by sadcapri96 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51622) - you deserved it (4608)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

#16734083
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20762) - you deserved it (27439)

On 06/18/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by iDisable - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32644) - you deserved it (5315)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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