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MarkeiMark

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 684
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MarkeiMark : I am what I am.

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Fucked!<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 8:57am

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MarkeiMark's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

#12967216
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15134) - you deserved it (36857)

On 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by WTF?!?! - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42487) - you deserved it (4220)

On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)



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