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Mark_Johnson_15
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 November 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 932
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

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On 03/21/2013 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by ldn (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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113 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

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On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

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On 03/12/2011 at 5:53am - misc - by Nerrh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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On 03/02/2011 at 6:43pm - misc - by taiannalynn5 -

Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML

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On 01/23/2011 at 9:47pm - misc - by embarrassed2 (woman) - United States

Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML

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On 11/03/2010 at 8:08am - work - by nurse (woman) - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML

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On 08/28/2010 at 1:49am - intimacy - by JessykaB - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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On 01/25/2010 at 1:33am - health - by nyu (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML

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On 12/23/2009 at 7:29pm - misc - by rie (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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On 09/26/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by civicman (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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