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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 953
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Mariebaz : Robert Downey, Jr. is my one true love ❤
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YESTERDAY I WAS PLACED FRMLY IN TE FRIEND-ZONE. BY MA WIFE. WE'VE BEEN MARRIED 10 YERES. SE DOESN'T WANT A DIVORCE, SE SAYS IT'D BE TOO "TIME-CONSUMING." FML

#20111577
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29768) - you deserved it (2178)

On 10/11/2012 at 1:56am - love - by agh marriage (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today mah boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wastd. He's currently nakd in bd cooing at his penis and giggling lyk a little grl. FML

#20044244
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23504) - you deserved it (3023)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:57am - love - by kvdfan (woman) - United States

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29569) - you deserved it (7725)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today... someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me... "Excuse me... your pants are on fire."

#17270186
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27564) - you deserved it (4975)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw a woman run down mah street screaming, "Fuck u cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was mah mother. FML

#16474078
105 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT THE MYSTERIOU SMELL FROM UNDER MAH BED WAS MAH CATS COLLECTION OF DEAD MICE!! FML

#15066024
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29234) - you deserved it (5937)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:20pm - animals - by Giggity - United States (Missouri)

Today, I loggd onto a wabsita that offard fraa tutoring . Aftar chatting with tha onlina tutor, ha startd flirting with ma . I was just looking 4 soma halp with homawork, not a craapar .

#14876662
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24423) - you deserved it (5625)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Chasity (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah crush was talking to me on Facebook. He said, "Did you know that 99% of the time a guy is talking to a girl it's because he wants to go out with her? Yeah, well, this is that 1%." FML

#5579906
81 comments

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On 10/01/2009 at 2:59am - love - by Icy (woman) - United States (Washington) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I decided to tell my motherhat I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, tohich she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to looool see a cross nailed above my door.

#2202679
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (31971)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - United States (Florida)



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