About MarcyTheFairy : Hey~ um...well..hi? Haha I've said that already haven't I? -.-' well, I'm just your average socially unacceptable theatre freak geek of a teen who enjoys the simple things I'm life...I'm not a human nor do I often enjoy their company..
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by The fuck, junior? / 07/05/2013 at 6:45pm / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by Your ass... Grab it... / 07/04/2013 at 6:30pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by bubblegum92 / 06/29/2013 at 4:02am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML
by blahblah / 06/26/2013 at 9:57pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on my lonely nights. Once at the adult store, I also grabbed a birthday card to make it seem the dildo wasn't for me. At the register, the cashier looked at me and said, "For God's sake, save yourself some money. I already know it's for you." FML
by Anonymous / 06/23/2013 at 6:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my mom cut off the legs of all my pants, because she says I don't show enough skin for guys. I'm now forced to wear jaggedly cut shorts that barely cover my thighs until I can buy new ones. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2013 at 4:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was planning on having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, so I asked my roomate to stay out of our apartment. About half-way through, my roomate blared "The Eye of the Tiger" from the other side of the door. My girlfriend laughed so hard that we couldn't finish. FML
by Anonymous / 06/18/2013 at 12:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, my husband was in our newborn's room, holding and talking to him. I guess he forgot the baby monitor, because I overheard him say, "Wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people." I really hope he was just quoting Dexter. FML
by imarriedanaxemurderer / 06/18/2013 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by young grandpa / 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/17/2013 at 1:54am / United States / Miscellaneous
by sex deprived / 06/16/2013 at 1:10am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
by woof woof?? / 06/15/2013 at 4:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
by Hannah / 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by sugarysofalof / 06/13/2013 at 12:22am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back… Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and… Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up…
- Today, at my oldest sisters wedding she forgot something borrowed. she looked at me and said if I'm… Today I received a phone call for a reservation (I'm a B&B owner) for 12 firefighters (he said they… Today my boss asked us to cut stickers when we weren't busy. I work in a call center at night and…