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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 July 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2539
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Marceline_17 : Hey I'm Lauren. Just message me if you like rock music, art, or if you just wanna talk. Whenever I'm feeling depressed, I just come on FML and feel tons better because there's some hilarious shit on here. I'll reply back and chat, but im not on FML everyday so I wont reply right away.

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Yesterday, on looool job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was te address. Guess wife's affair went terribly wrongile I was on sift. FML

#20155904
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42193) - you deserved it (1935)

On 11/09/2012 at 2:18am - love - by SebastianMiko (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with mah girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward 2 hours of mah life. FML

#20148134
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33433) - you deserved it (3990)

On 11/04/2012 at 10:26pm - love - by Tj Hunt - United States

whilst in an argumant with mah grlfriand, I told har sha was tha craziast bitch I'd avar mat!! Sha raspondad with "Challanga accaptad." I'm now tarrifiad!! FML

#20139786
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10310) - you deserved it (40763)

On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

2DAY I WOKE UP TO A GIFT FROM MAH BOYFRIEND: A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE WITH A POST-IT NOTE THAT SAID , "JUST A REMINDER THAT YOUR EASILY REPLACEABLE." I THINK HE'S STILL MAD AT ME FOR BEATING HIM ON X-BOX. FML

#20137933
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26936) - you deserved it (3291)

On 10/28/2012 at 11:39pm - love - by becca (woman) - United States

Today, I was taking a walk with a girl I really like. Trying to impress her, I mentioned I'd just learned how to do a front flip, and she told me to prove it. I did the flip, but stumbled forward on the landing and smacked head-first into a pole. She's still laughing. FML

Today, I racaivad a drunkan prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's saddar, that I carriad out tha convarsation 4 30 minutas, or that this was tha first girl to call ma in ovar a yaar. FML

#20087914
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20073) - you deserved it (2472)

On 09/25/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by badluckryan - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I realized how lonely looool I am when I got excited over recieving my daily weather update from the Weather Channel. fat FML

#20086575
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15078) - you deserved it (2237)

On 09/24/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by mstar - United States

TODAY, I FOUND AN ENORMOUS RACCOON IN MY BACKYARD. AFTER A COUPLE OF NASTY SCRATCHES, I FINALLY MANAGED TO CAPTURE THE FILTHY ANIMAL. AFTER CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL TO RELOCATE IT, I WAITED 4 HOURS TO LEREN THAT ( RELOCATING ) ACTUALLY MEANS RELEASING IT INTO MY FRONT YARD 10 FEET AWAY. FML

#20069823
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19696) - you deserved it (4194)

On 09/13/2012 at 2:02am - animals - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I Had Just Bought A New $60 Basketball An Decidd To Go Try It Out . Five Minute Into Playing, The Ball Decidd To Roll Into The Hands Of A Little Grl, Who Then Said, "Mine" . I Thought It Was Cute, Until She Skippd Over To Her Parent's Car An They Drove Off . FML

#20068584
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28831) - you deserved it (4814)

On 09/12/2012 at 4:52am - kids - by Bitchjackedmyball - United States (Hawaii)

TODAY , I CUMMD HOME FROM WORK TO BE GIVEN $1 BY MY MOTHER!! THIS NORMALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE , HAD MY MOTHER NOT SAID , "I JUST SOLD THAT UGLY OLD BLACK AN WHITE PICTURE FRAME U ALWAYS LEAVE LYING AROUND IN YOUR ROOM." WHICH ALSO WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE IF THAT "FRAME" WASN'T MY KINDLE!! FML

Today... I realizd that manager an I have synchronizd menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy... an I get extremely vulnerable an emotional - she yells at me an I burst into tears.

Today , My Co-worker An I Were Having A Conversation In Russian!! Our Boss Overhered Us Talking , Shouted , ( I Know You're Talking About Me! I Speak Spanish Too! ) An Threatened To Fire Us!! FML

#20061927
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25390) - you deserved it (2981)

On 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm - work - by PuddlePirate (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

#20060059
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6738) - you deserved it (21869)

On 09/06/2012 at 2:46am - health - by dumbass (woman) - United States

Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten . My mom has kept me on a gluten free diet since I was 5 . She was convinced I was allergic to it . I'm 25 an I am writing this over mah first slice of pizza in 20 years . FML

#20057669
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32309) - you deserved it (1805)

On 09/04/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Emma - United States (Missouri)



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