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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 501
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Marcel4 : just a cool laid back and funny dude, hit me up if ya wanna chat or sumn lol :)

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Marcel4's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

#17516529
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41293) - you deserved it (2854)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML

#17507228
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9744) - you deserved it (34258)

On 08/18/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML

#17425463
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31379) - you deserved it (6044)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:48am - misc - by thatfatkid - United States (Iowa)

Today, I saw my brother's pregnant girlfriend smoking. Disgusted, I asked him why he didn't just stab her in the uterus and get it over with. He laughed like it was a joke, then cussed because he spilled his cereal. He's more concerned about spilled cereal than having a brain-damaged child. FML

#17424744
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32396) - you deserved it (9044)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I saw my brother's pregnant girlfriend smoking. Disgusted, I asked him why he didn't just stab her in the uterus and get it over with. He laughed like it was a joke, then cussed because he spilled his cereal. He's more concerned about spilled cereal than having a brain-damaged child. FML

#17424744
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32396) - you deserved it (9044)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43972) - you deserved it (2962)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39422) - you deserved it (13211)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States



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