About Marblecakelolz : What can I say? I'm just silly ol' me. I simply try to brighten people's day with my crappy sarcasm.
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- Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, at Toronto airport, the customs officer checked my passport, then called his colleagues to…