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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2869
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ManiBoo : callsign ; matrix . ✈

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ManiBoo's favorite FMLs

TODAY, I OVERHERED MY CO-WORKER REFERRING TO ME AS "UNCLE FESTER". THIS IS APPARENTLY MY NICKNAME AROUND THE OFFICE, AN HAS BEEN 4 NERELY THREE YERES. I HAD NO IDEA. FML

#21380389
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25126) - you deserved it (2364)

On 03/23/2015 at 9:49pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Yesterday, my drunken mom began to frantically scream "YEAH" "WOO HOO" an "ALRIGHT" at some kindergarteners that were singing Amazing Grace in honor of a restaurant ownerho had recently died. FML

#21365671
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30491) - you deserved it (2135)

On 03/01/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by RadioactiveKush - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah boss usd Sri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Sri respondd by calling him "Daddy". FML

Today, I lookd boyfriend in the eyes and said ( I love y- ) He cut me off with, ( Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words ) and held eye contact until I awkwardly excusd myself. mega FML

#21361029
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33307) - you deserved it (3833)

On 02/22/2015 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by bugger -

today my usband again lost is keys!! It's a daily struggle to fine tem!! Tis time tey were in an ice cube, literally!! He said e must ave accidentally puttd tem in tere wen making ice!! He's going to be te fater of my future cildren!! FML

#21360688
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33795) - you deserved it (7946)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm - misc - by wife - United States (California)

Taday some popped-collar wearing shitbrd tried to pick me up with the line , ( You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck? ) FML

#21359908
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29732) - you deserved it (2484)

On 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, My Girlfriand Wantad To Rolaplay As A Schoolgirl. I Was Axcitad, Until Wa Startad And Sha Askad Ma To Lick Har ( Vajayjay ). I Cringad So Hard, My Skull Practically Cavad In. I Broka Down Laughing Whila Trying To Axplain My Cringing. Now Sha's Pissad And I'm Blua-ballad. FML

#21355947
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29688) - you deserved it (9203)

On 02/14/2015 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

Today , the CEO of my company leaned over an said , "Hey , I've been meaning to thank you…" I looool thought he was going to thank me fir all of my hard work , but he continued , "…for wearing that shrt today . I can totally see yur boobs." FML

#21354210
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33121) - you deserved it (6075)

On 02/11/2015 at 4:51pm - work - by titsmcgee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, My Boss Was Telling Everyone Is Moter Recently Passd Away An E'll Be Off Work Fir A Wile. I'd Been Olding In Painful Gas Fir A Wile, So I Trid To Ease It Out. It Turnd Into A Long, Squeaky Fart In Front Of Everyone. Everyone Glard At Me As If I Was Trying To Be Funny. FML

#21351411
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27321) - you deserved it (5940)

On 02/07/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday,hile in the waiting room at the dentist's, some kids were running an screaming. One of them stoppd right beside me, turnd to face me, an threw up in mah lap. mega FML

#21350906
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31997) - you deserved it (2070)

On 02/06/2015 at 12:32pm - health - by alostr1 - United States

Today... I woke up to a broken car window an a text from my ex that read... "Before you ask me... the answer is yes." FML

#21349905
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30693) - you deserved it (2739)

On 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm - misc - by jamienicole1993 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... my date droppd me off at ome an briefly met my parents. As e was leaving e wisperd into my ear... ( I want to feel te inside of your virginia wit te outside of my penis. ) My parent totally eard. real FML

#21349904
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37044) - you deserved it (4217)

On 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by MIB thingy please... (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY.. . I GOT A WEDGIE AFTER A WORKOUT CLASS . AS I WAS WALKING.. . I USD MY GYM BAG TO DISCREETLY UNWEDGIE IT.. . AN THEN TURND AROUND TO CHECK THAT NO ONE WAS THERE . THE CUTE GUY THAT I HAD A CRUSH ON LAST YEAR WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME.. . AN BY THE LOOK ON HIS FACE.. . IT WASN'T DISCREET . FML

#21349857
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27368) - you deserved it (5171)

On 02/04/2015 at 7:00pm - love - by nooo - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, My Mom Textd Me An Askd Wat I Was Up To. In Response, I Jokd, "Dancing On The Dining Room Table, Waving Dad's Calvin Klein's In The Air, An Shooting Bullets Into Her Bedroom Floor." Not Only Did The Cops Show Up, But Now I'm Groundd 4 Two Weeks 4 Being, "deceptively Believable." FML

#21314000
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31736) - you deserved it (5370)

On 12/08/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by #goodbyelife - United States

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

#21313211
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39022) - you deserved it (3993)

On 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm - kids - by terdberglerforlyfe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)



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