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MandaMalice
  • Town/Country : TEXAS
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 October 1979 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 727
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Today, I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14741) - you deserved it (23687)

On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22010) - you deserved it (4203)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by ZINGER (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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