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Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonalds drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I decided to pull out of the line just to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6455) - you deserved it (48725)

On 07/09/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by StUbbY (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42983) - you deserved it (9490)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

#3600648
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42983) - you deserved it (9490)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after buying dinner from the supermarket, I had the change in my hand, and my wallet. In the parking lot, a quarter fell out of my hand, and right next to the street drain. As I went to pick it up, my wallet fell down the drain. FML

#3600648
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42983) - you deserved it (9490)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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