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ManInTheMachine
  • Town/Country : Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 February 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1899
  • Number of comments : 1374
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 71 posted

About ManInTheMachine : "Education is great; Provided, that is, you actually get educated." ~Anonymous For the time being, I will not be commenting on the weekends. Otherwise I will be on here regularly. Please, do not take my username literally. Do not call me Robot, cyborg, etc. My username was only chosen as a result of not being able to log into my old account.As long as you're not an idiot, an 'animal', or an arrogant fool, chances are I'm quite fond of you. If I make a mistake, feel free to point it out to me. I try my best to cross my T's and dot my I's, but I am human, and do make mistakes. It would be appreciated. :)If you have any *personal* issues with me aside from my comment, either PM me or thumb me down. Otherwise, shut the fuck up. It's flattering that you care enough about an online commenter to bitch me out, but I honestly couldn't care less. Cheers.

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Today, my neighbor confessed to me that he was homophobic and regrets that his family doesnt know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining how much he would hate to have a gay child. I spent two hours last night convincing his son that it was the right thing to tell his family he was gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44261) - you deserved it (3592)

On 07/15/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by mook (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56160) - you deserved it (2619)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23256) - you deserved it (81315)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a letter from the Navy saying that they accepted my application to join the Navy. I never applied. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27167) - you deserved it (1348)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:14pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)



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