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Today, I was discussing possible career choices with my relatives. Pretty much everyone expressed the belief that I'm screwed for life, with my grandma commenting later: "She ain't even got the tits for porn. God help her." FML
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On 04/06/2013 at 3:41pm - work - by flea-bitten (woman) - United States
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
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On 01/23/2013 at 7:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)
Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 1:28am - love - by justmyluck - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I realized I've been driving for almost two years and still get excited when I park between the lines on my first try. FML
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On 11/28/2010 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to "cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair". FML
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On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while interviewing for a job I had to read over the physical requirements for the job. Later on she asked me how flexible I was. Trying to keep a straight face, I told her I was more flexible while I was playing sports but could work on it if I need to. She was talking about work hours. FML
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On 05/22/2009 at 8:09am - work - by bigblue51 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was hanging out with this guy I've been trying to get for four months. I felt like I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked out, glad that I was quiet about it. Ten minutes later, my mom walks out of the same bathroom and goes "Honey, you need to spray after you make a stinky" FML
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On 04/22/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by stanky (woman) - United States (Washington)
Monday 20 May 2013
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