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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 April 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2883
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I receivd two letters, one from ma mom, oter from ma dad, about ow muc tey missd me wit me not being around tem. I calld ma mom, feeling sad. Se didn't sound sad at all. Se askd me wic letter was better. My parent were competing eac oter wic letter would be more moving. FML

#6424170
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22802) - you deserved it (1986)

On 11/23/2009 at 7:07pm - love - by ssjin93 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girlho was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of mah neck an so I went to the mirror an checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

#6392894
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12693) - you deserved it (34336)

On 11/21/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by jibberish (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my grlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expred, so she threw out the box. FML

#6391175
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31370) - you deserved it (25182)

On 11/21/2009 at 4:44pm - love - by frootloops (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a grasshoppar in tha urinal so I dacidad to paa on it. It jumpad out, scarad tha hall out of ma, an I paad all ovar mysalf. raal looool FML

#6302850
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7347) - you deserved it (68812)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, an eyes r green!! FML

#5733211
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39715) - you deserved it (3562)

On 10/09/2009 at 12:22am - love - by rhythmbandit (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today...hile driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of mah car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at mah windscreen an shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42149) - you deserved it (3032)

On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today , my boyfriend askd me out to dinner , which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees , looks me in the eyes , and pulls out a little box. He opens it looool and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

#5721676
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75233) - you deserved it (5509)

On 10/08/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went our school's football game against there rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML

#5471133
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13550) - you deserved it (30967)

On 09/25/2009 at 6:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND ASKD ME TO MARRY HIM BY HANDING ME A RING AND TELLING ME, "OKAY WE'RE ENGAGD NOW." I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMINGHEN WE STARTD DATING, I WENT TO HIS HOUSE ONE NIGHT AND AS I WAS LEAVING HE SAID, "OKAY YOUR MAH GIRLFRIEND NOW." FAT FML

#5407615
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38239) - you deserved it (15381)

On 09/22/2009 at 12:27am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up mah winning record!! I eventually got seatd against a guy who beat me at every hand!! I heard laughing behind me after I lost all mah winnings!! The guy behind me had just made an account, lookd over mah shoulder, and won all mah money!! FML

#5333449
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15843) - you deserved it (49327)

On 09/18/2009 at 3:15pm - money - by shushingmoon (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with mouth!! Instead, I inhaled it and boyfriend broke three of ribs giving me the Hiemlich maneuver!! FML

#4155124
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22559) - you deserved it (54989)

On 07/30/2009 at 5:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today I discovered looool my 18 year old son has been peieng on the carpethen he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat.

#3998492
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72320) - you deserved it (7181)

On 07/24/2009 at 3:04am - kids - by tony (man) - United States (California)

TODAY , IN THE MIDST OF FOREPLAY , THIS GIRL TELLS ME I AM SO HOT , I RESPOND ( DITTO!! ) SHE HEATEDLY RESPONDS ( I LOVE DITTO , ) TO WHICH I SUAVELY REPLY ( I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE INTO POKÉMON!! THAT MAY MAKE U EVEN SEXIER!! ) SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT POKÉMON , BUT I SURE KNOW HOW TO KILL THE MOOD!! FML

#3971030
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18287) - you deserved it (70232)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, I was trying to clean the belt of mah register at work at a grocery store. I noticed two strips of rubber stuck in the corner of the belt, and after pulling on them periodically all morning one finally cummed loose. It was a foot. I had been pulling at a dead rat trapped in the belt. FML

#3675667
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45989) - you deserved it (2912)

On 07/11/2009 at 8:33pm - work - by cashier (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress 4 my pen. big fat FML

#3610078
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11892) - you deserved it (51985)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)



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