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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 October 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 239
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Maliicious : Name's Sam. Im 18, message me for more details! I'm friendly, promise ;)

I am a very sarcastic person. Sarcasm is the greatest thing ever. No arguments.

Add me on xbox if ya'll wanna game! My gamertag is: Maliicious

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Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32038) - you deserved it (4753)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65183) - you deserved it (11494)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

#16674026
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39335) - you deserved it (8179)

On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

#16673731
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15316) - you deserved it (33444)

On 06/15/2011 at 5:02am - health - by Alec - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

#16381910
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16934) - you deserved it (41276)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37115) - you deserved it (4248)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, I was out shopping. It was fine until my dental crossbow broke as I was laughing. The springs locked, and I couldn't close my mouth. The orthodontist couldn't see me for two hours, leaving me to walk around town with my mouth hanging open like a psychopath. FML

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

#15038049
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33315) - you deserved it (6703)

On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML

#15011813
44 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 1:22am - health - by no more tp -

Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27898) - you deserved it (3598)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by Stormbringer -



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