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Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

#15317842 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (41673) - you deserved it (4972)

On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -

Today, I was woken up at 7:00am for a work emergency after a long night of partying. If the 15 missed phone calls didn't do it, the hose water that was sprayed through my window by my boss sure did. FML

#6098525 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (19311) - you deserved it (6973)

On 11/01/2009 at 8:48am - work - by bpongplayer (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

#5419647 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (29513) - you deserved it (1418)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my Grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box,"Face this side toward crowd for best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on it's side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML

#2252019 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (8287) - you deserved it (38756)

On 05/24/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Tyler_Padgett (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

#820879 (359)

I agree, your life sucks (10696) - you deserved it (164937)

On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States



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