About Malfunktyn24 : It's better to be a first rate version of yourself then a second rate version of somebody else.
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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, I returned home from college. I found out that my dad ran over my cat months ago and tried… 3Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After…
- Today, I found out my meth head of an uncle is moving in. I was warned to not keep any money in the… Today, I had to serve a man with a Nazi Eagle tattoo on one arm and an SS tattoo on the other, and… Today, I was making out with my fiancé and while we were kissing, he stopped and asked me why am I…