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Today, I learned that scorpions can apparently hold their breath for hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of my pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26150) - you deserved it (2433)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:56pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML


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On 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm - kids - by fionnathehuman - United States

Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML


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On 09/22/2012 at 2:59am - misc - by IHateMyLife - United States (California)

Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML


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On 08/14/2012 at 6:50pm - love - by cestquoicebordel?? (man) - France

Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML


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On 07/10/2011 at 8:49am - love - by Mary - United States

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