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by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML
by Class / 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him 'meow' over and over at random times of the day because… Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I… Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while…