Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1026
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Major_Whupass's page activity

Visits<b>duduv2</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 4:11am<b>starlandmarie</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 11:24pm<b>LunaaBluee</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 3:04am<b>connorgrant98</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 10:54pm<b>XmasaX</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 11:48am<b>jerryj</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 4:00pm<b>harlz31</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 5:36pm<b>eddie367</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 2:46am<b>Ins3rtEpicName</b> - the 08/12/2014 at 11:50pm<b>yuubi</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 6:15pm<b>Blackhawk706</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 2:31am<b>redwolf213</b> - the 06/04/2014 at 12:23pm<b>KBGL</b> - the 04/29/2014 at 5:57pm<b>LynxieLynx</b> - the 03/11/2014 at 2:45pm<b>badluckguy278</b> - the 01/11/2014 at 9:26pm<b>AliceWhovian</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 4:57am<b>DanShowsNoMercy</b> - the 01/01/2014 at 1:36am<b>tribute32</b> - the 12/29/2013 at 3:24pm

Major_Whupass's FML badges


You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Major_Whupass's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36075) - you deserved it (2759)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48851) - you deserved it (4228)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29611) - you deserved it (4153)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Scarlatine's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Scarlatine's illustrated FML
  • Are your abs well-toned and look like you’re made of metal? Feel like a machine ready to take whatever the crossfit fad can throw at you? Do you scream, ”Bro, do you Even lift?" at people during…

Monday 5 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: