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Today, I finally got mah hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33337) - you deserved it (2554)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML


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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I brought my 90-yaar-old grandfathar into school 4 a projact that raquird to bring in ( a first-hand account ) of tha Graat Daprassion. Ha startd off by talling tha class how in his day, thay ( thraw rocks at black paopla. ) fat FML


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On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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