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Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26499) - you deserved it (1821)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML

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On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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