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by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 10:43am / United States (New York) / Love
by TeddyBearKiller / 10/06/2013 at 9:11pm / United States / Kids
Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML
by Undercooked / 09/24/2013 at 3:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by madden2014 / 09/19/2013 at 6:23pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML
by Never Going Back To The Doctor / 07/04/2013 at 3:03am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I saw a little girl digging in the gravel inside the fireworks tent I work in. After she and her family left, I went and used my foot to smooth out the mound she'd made. In doing so, I discovered that she wasn't digging, she was burying. She'd pooped. FML
by brokeandhungry / 07/04/2013 at 1:18am / United States / Kids
by idk ask freud / 07/04/2013 at 12:11am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
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