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Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

#6243414
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26469) - you deserved it (1660)

On 11/10/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was falling asleep on my desk, my head on my fist. My elbow slipped off the edge of the desk and I punched myself, leaving a fist mark on my cheek. At school, people think my parents hit me. My parents think I'm getting bullied at school. No one believes the actual story. FML

#6213583
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23091) - you deserved it (3635)

On 11/08/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by bob (man) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

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Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

#6178277
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32623) - you deserved it (6149)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:59am - misc - by obese_chicken (woman) - Australia

Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML

#6095945
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38082) - you deserved it (3093)

On 11/01/2009 at 1:30am - love - by Loser (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

#5974378
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25624) - you deserved it (6421)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

#2147353
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75278) - you deserved it (35503)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by a (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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