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Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48101) - you deserved it (4302)

On 11/01/2009 at 1:30am - love - by Loser (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37445) - you deserved it (9615)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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