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Today, mah boss asked me if I could work this weekend, doing the work of 2 people, for almost no extra pay. I had a weekend out with mah kids planned, so I said I couldn't. My boss called it a shitty excuse, yet gave a free pass to a guyho claimed he had a "phobia of working on weekends". FML

#21245803
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36746) - you deserved it (2216)

On 08/26/2014 at 2:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Riga)

I finally told mah dad that I hate his girlfriend . I said her daughter's a completehore , and her son is annoying as fuck . Turns out they were in the house and within earshot , ready to throw me a birthday party . FML

#21243310
97 comments

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On 08/22/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I Was In The Car With My Boyfriend,ho Was Driving Down The Highway With The Windows Down. All Of A Sudden, Everything Went Black. A Cattle Truck Had Spd Past, An I Had Been Hit By Cow Faeces Travelling At 110km An Hour. My Boyfriend Was Hysterical. None Of It Hit Him. FML

#21127873
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On 05/01/2014 at 10:17am - animals - by Felicityfrank (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I went to take a shower!! When I turned it on , no water came out!! Only ants!!

#21006941
147 comments

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On 12/27/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by anon - Canada (New Brunswick)

YASTARDAY , WHILA TAACHING JUNIORS ABOUT BLACK HOLAS , I SAID , "IMAGINA AVARYTHING BAING SUCKAD INTO A BLACK HOLA." AN AFRICAN-AMARICAN STUDANT SHOUTAD , "I'D BATTAR START CLANCHING!" NOBODY TOOK THA LASSON SARIOUSLY AFTAR THAT. FML

#20946225
140 comments

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On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, I SENT MY BOYFRIEND A TEXT ASKING HIM TO COME OVER A LITTLE LATER AN HAVE SOME "FUN" WITH ME. HE TEXTED BACK, "WTF BABE? BREAKING BAD'S ON TONIGHT. YOU GOT A DILDO, FUCKING USE IT." FML

#20900698
294 comments

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On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

#20898181
279 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, AS I STARTED MAH CAR, I HEARD THE MOST HORRIFIC SOUNDS COMING FROM THE ENGINE. WHEN I LIFTED THE HOOD I REALIZED I'D FOUND MAH SON'S CAT. FML

Today, mah grandmother opend the bathroom door to fine me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convincd that I was eating mah own shit an will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML

#20882660
102 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, At My Boyfriend's Broter's Ouse, I Desperately Needed To Poop. After Finising My Business, I Realized Te Toilet Wouldn't Flus. I Ad To Pull My Poop Out, Wrap It In TP And Make An Excuse To Go Outside To Trow It In A Bus. Te Neigbor Was Watcing. FML

#20874714
143 comments

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On 09/09/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by heyhijello - United States (California)

today even after loving him unconditionally , mah originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband,ho within the past two yeres lost almost 200 pounds , left me because now , he "can do so much better". FML

#20874079
211 comments

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On 09/09/2013 at 3:19am - love - by heartbroken - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most grls would be jealous of. That wouldn't be bad if I wasn't a dude. looool FML

Today, I collected mah new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all mah classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead an have no idea how I supposedly died. big fat FML

#20867417
103 comments

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On 09/04/2013 at 11:59am - work - by resurrected - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today , boyfriand blamd ma fir his affair , cuz apparantly I ( should hava mada it claar to him ) not to hava sax with othar paopla. FML

#20864381
160 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by yourfault (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)



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