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MagicMeds
  • Town/Country : All of them, yes please
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 November 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 250
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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (213711) - you deserved it (73282)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I warned my boss that I couldn't take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months (my son is ill). "Never mind" he said, "We'll just put a pot plant on your seat". FML

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On 12/07/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by Butterfly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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