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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 November 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4434
  • Number of comments : 250
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today... mah girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax... mah mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop... and in order to distract from the situation at hand... I had to carry on the conversation with mah mom. FML

#15218324
156 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

TODAY I FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY THAT YOU CAN GET CARPAL TUNNEL FROM MASTURBATING . FML

#15143494
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12396) - you deserved it (38014)

On 02/27/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nuttjacob (man) - United States (Vermont)

yesterday my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed . We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason . She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down . She said there was no reason for her crying . Then she fell asleep . FML

#13830899
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31257) - you deserved it (4513)

On 11/13/2010 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today , I found out that the only way to get mah boyfriend to last more than one minute in the sack is to let him watch cartoonshile we do it. FML

#13590794
121 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 3:05pm - intimacy - by shiznit - United States (Florida)

Today... my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37112) - you deserved it (8768)

On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML

#13444115
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29223) - you deserved it (3036)

On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML

#13444115
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29223) - you deserved it (3036)

On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Yastarday, I was rushd to tha hospital to dalivar mah child . On tha way, I calld mah husbandho was in a bar with his friands . Drunk, ha just yalld, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" an hung up . FML

#13318955
323 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my car. They'd apparently felt bad about it, as they'd then keyed "sorry" into the door. FML

Today , I Told Mah Boyfriend How Happy I Was With Him. He Responded By Pulling Down His Pants And Slapping His Ass. I Have No Idea Wat That Was Supposed To Mean. Fat FML

#6268851
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32869) - you deserved it (5397)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:11am - love - by neuroticallyours (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend and I were starting to get in the mood. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask himhy. He tells me thathen I'm naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with 'udders' . Offended, I go to get off. 'No no' he protests, 'a SEXY cow'. FML

#4936228
113 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by sigh (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today , I told ma boyfriend tat ma fantasy was for im to eat me out on te dinner table. My boyfriend told me is was me in a Pikacu costume. real FML

#4921754
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42271) - you deserved it (8415)

On 08/30/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by pokie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally ad sex wit tis great guy I've been seeing . I tougt I'd found a catc . We get into is room, start kissing, and tings eat up . Everyting is perfect until e reaces under is bd, pulls out a dougnut and soves it into my mout, snarling, ( eat it, eat it! ) FML

#4499384
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68067) - you deserved it (7633)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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