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Mads_1234
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 340
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my friends and I spent hours on the Disney website playing in Pixie Hollow. We made our own fairies and flew around completing tasks for TinkerBell and her fairy friends. We're in college, and this is how we spent our Saturday night. FML

#1347981
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21433) - you deserved it (47028)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by panicromanceX3 - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend stopped making out with me to watch a thirty minute infomercial on the Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML

#1221446
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48342) - you deserved it (4927)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:02pm - love - by T-Pain (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

#1177912
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44510) - you deserved it (18334)

On 04/20/2009 at 11:11pm - animals - by whymommywhy (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

#1014149
82 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 4:40am - intimacy - by sad_gay (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

#532942
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32961) - you deserved it (114347)

On 03/22/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Mason_Jayson - United States (Iowa)

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Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML

#520285
68 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 10:38pm - love - by clementine_k (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

#227711
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (121339) - you deserved it (3827)

On 03/06/2009 at 5:20pm - health - by Noname (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML

#203751
447 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32270) - you deserved it (74224)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:40am - money - by ch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at physical therapy the girl next to me had a blue armband. I said "hey sweet ipod". She said, "actually i have diabetes." FML

#56080
40 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 8:31pm - health - by LA (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30880) - you deserved it (6953)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)



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