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  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2853
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, my boyfriend stopped making out with me to watch a thirty minute infomercial on the Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML

#1221446
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56704) - you deserved it (6704)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:02pm - love - by T-Pain (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

#1177912
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54029) - you deserved it (25332)

On 04/20/2009 at 11:11pm - animals - by whymommywhy (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

#1014149
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99372) - you deserved it (15095)

On 04/16/2009 at 4:40am - intimacy - by sad_gay (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

#532942
339 comments

Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML

#520285
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91156) - you deserved it (33028)

On 03/21/2009 at 10:38pm - love - by clementine_k (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at physical therapy, the girl next to me had a blue armband. I said, "Hey, sweet iPod". She said, "Actually, I have diabetes." FML

#56080
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11512) - you deserved it (38734)

On 02/16/2009 at 8:31pm - health - by LA (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44575) - you deserved it (10496)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6718) - you deserved it (48151)

On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91878) - you deserved it (41738)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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