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Madras
  • Town/Country : Birmingham, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 November 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 253
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

#18795232 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (33235) - you deserved it (3577)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML

#17239646 (598)

I agree, your life sucks (37376) - you deserved it (12373)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:22am - love - by oouchh (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I was helping a 7 year old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

#17214769 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (20284) - you deserved it (4613)

On 07/22/2011 at 6:51am - kids - by TKDConnor92 (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

#17194109 (378)

I agree, your life sucks (39138) - you deserved it (5837)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

#16966151 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (32607) - you deserved it (2254)

On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (33048) - you deserved it (1842)

On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, I went to a restaurant and sat at the last available table, which had a seat available across from me. A cute girl approached and asked if she could sit down, so I said "Sure" and made some room. She then asked "You're leaving, right?" FML

#16361909 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (25848) - you deserved it (2302)

On 05/26/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by StatusSearch (man) - United States (California)

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Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML

#16250181 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (20605) - you deserved it (5077)

On 05/19/2011 at 8:51am - misc - by awkwardd (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

#16207509 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (20177) - you deserved it (24265)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, I started petting my cousin's Doberman. Now, whenever I stop he growls menacingly. FML

#16166972 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (21962) - you deserved it (3576)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML

#16114978 (248)

I agree, your life sucks (29378) - you deserved it (8687)

On 05/10/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Dana (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

#15964588 (213)

I agree, your life sucks (34087) - you deserved it (3229)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML

#15705235 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (21034) - you deserved it (3774)

On 04/09/2011 at 4:08am - love - by confused (woman) - United States (California)

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

#15705121 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (14034) - you deserved it (20296)

On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I finally confessed my feelings to my long time crush. He was the only one I've been able to muster up the courage to open up to. He replied "lmao" and hasn't texted back since. FML

#15700119 (241)

I agree, your life sucks (26955) - you deserved it (4615)

On 04/08/2011 at 9:39pm - love - by notfunny - United States (Massachusetts)



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