About Maddy_Moore : Hey, I'm Maddy. I'm not all that interesting honestly. Feel free to message me if you want though.
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Maddy_Moore's favorite FMLs
by hobbled / 06/17/2015 at 3:18pm / United States / Transportation
Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML
by RecentCollegeGrad / 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm / Kids
Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML
by HURP / 06/17/2015 at 11:41am / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation
Today, my wife came back from her camping trip with her friends. I decided to help her out by unpacking her stuff while she used the bathroom. It's funny; I never knew that a dildo, a ball gag and an open pack of condoms were considered camping gear. FML
by Anonymous / 06/17/2015 at 10:12am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, my co-worker told me how "lucky" I am that I "chose" to be a lesbian, because I don't have to deal with "guy drama". I spent two years of my adolescence sleeping at a bus stop and begging strangers for money after I got kicked out of home. FML
by Lesbihonest / 06/17/2015 at 9:31am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by jaivolétonnez / 06/17/2015 at 1:54am / Transportation
by poorlyparented / 06/16/2015 at 8:05am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by _kyleG_ / 06/16/2015 at 1:54am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Myyrh / 06/15/2015 at 9:48pm / Switzerland (Basel-Stadt) / Love
Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML
by PatientlyDying / 06/15/2015 at 7:07pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by justin Bieber / 06/15/2015 at 10:49am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
Today, after 5 years in a row of my family doing absolutely nothing to even acknowledge my birthday, I got train tickets to see my boyfriend for the weekend and celebrate with him. I woke up to 6 angry texts about how I'm 'selfish' for not staying at home with my family. FML
by happy21sttome / 06/15/2015 at 9:39am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out why my mother-in-law kept asking for one particular photo of our baby. She just wanted to show off the blanket that she had made to her friends on Facebook. Her first grandchild was almost completely cropped out of the picture. FML
by AndyClara / 06/14/2015 at 4:27pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by sadbuttru95 / 06/13/2015 at 5:20pm / Denmark (Sjelland) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/13/2015 at 10:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full… Today, my husband thought it would be romantic to pick me up and fall on the bed with me while we… Today, after 3 months of no orgasms, I was in the shower, working to rectify that. As I was seconds…