About Maddy_Moore : Hey, I'm Maddy. I'm not all that interesting honestly. Feel free to message me if you want though.
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Maddy_Moore's favorite FMLs
by 4am blues / 07/13/2015 at 12:39am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by savannahsboxxx / 07/11/2015 at 8:09am / United States / Animals
Today, I finally hooked up with my longtime crush. I told all my friends about it, because of course I was really excited. Until later that night, when he texted me, telling me not to tell anyone what had happened, and that it was a one time deal. Oh, and right after that, he asked me for nudes. FML
by roxieee234 / 07/10/2015 at 1:24am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports bag and ran out. The bus arrived at the stop just as I did, so I hopped on and sat down, trying to catch my breath. I dumped my bags onto my knees and looked down to see my cat, staring back at me from inside my sports bag. FML
by matou / 07/09/2015 at 4:41pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 07/08/2015 at 4:50pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML
by a_dani365 / 07/06/2015 at 5:37pm / United States (Nebraska) / Holidays
Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML
by getting real crafty.. / 07/05/2015 at 11:51am / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by bbcgj / 07/04/2015 at 5:30am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML
by alison / 07/04/2015 at 1:02am / United States / Intimacy
by okaydisarray / 07/03/2015 at 10:31pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by but cum to think of it... / 07/03/2015 at 5:29pm / Intimacy
Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I've been moved out for a few years, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML
by I'm an adult! / 07/02/2015 at 3:16pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML
by very analytical / 06/26/2015 at 3:56pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
by Good Parenting? / 06/26/2015 at 12:38pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by postop / 06/25/2015 at 11:06pm / United States (New York) / Health
- Today I went as a chaperone on one of my son's middle school field trips to the beach with the rest… Today, my mom's guilt tripping reached a new level when she told me all she wanted for her birthday… Today, my OCD struck again when I saw a yellow M&M in the tank with blue M&M's. I had to buy 2 kg…
- Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call…