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Maddy_Moore

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23477
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Maddy_Moore : Hey, I'm Maddy. I'm not all that interesting honestly. Feel free to message me if you want though.

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Today, on my day off, I received a call from my boss asking why I wasn't at work yet. After getting dressed and an hour-long train ride later, I got there only to find out that it was an April Fool's prank. I had to take the train back home. FML

#21384991
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26309) - you deserved it (5202)

On 03/31/2015 at 10:15pm - work - by IDontGetPaidEnoughForThisShit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML

#21384902
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26320) - you deserved it (2286)

On 03/31/2015 at 7:32pm - work - by DrunkParents - United States (Montana)

Today, I was sitting in a library when a cute boy approached me, so I grabbed the nearest book. When he asked me what I was reading, I said I was revising for an English test. He laughed and pointed out that my book was in French. FML

#21384778
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15121) - you deserved it (18092)

On 03/31/2015 at 3:24pm - misc - by ip7 - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I was fired from job as a personal trainer. Why? Because I was working out with a friend while off-duty. Apparently, working out with a friend on a day off means I am training them under the table. FML

#21384707
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30310) - you deserved it (2387)

On 03/31/2015 at 12:47pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

#21384648
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16122) - you deserved it (29741)

On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML

#21384638
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26514) - you deserved it (2887)

On 03/31/2015 at 8:56am - kids - by mokki - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36692) - you deserved it (2937)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

#21383983
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30639) - you deserved it (2128)

On 03/30/2015 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML

#21383954
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27729) - you deserved it (1837)

On 03/30/2015 at 1:06am - work - by kitkat3308 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML

#21383831
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35557) - you deserved it (2291)

On 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by sexisntfun (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I lost hundreds of dollars in gift cards. Robbed? No. Mugged? Don't think so. My roommate threw them away after he got water on them, thinking that it rendered them unusable. FML

#21383795
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28411) - you deserved it (2121)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:09pm - money - by BrokeAndSad - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML

#21383678
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24228) - you deserved it (2053)

On 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm - misc - by coldasfire - United States

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

#21383638
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26059) - you deserved it (2034)

On 03/29/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out the fund-raiser my uncle ran to raise money for his cancer treatment was all a sham, that he doesn't even have cancer, and that the money was to fund a coke habit nobody knew he even had. FML

#21383487
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31286) - you deserved it (2118)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:33am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Benguet)

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

#21383476
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31018) - you deserved it (2705)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)



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